George Washington Quotes

A real hangover is nothing to try out family remedies on. The only cure for a real hangover is death.

You come home, and you party. But after that, you get a hangover. Everything about that is negative.

Lips that touch liquor shall never touch mine.

A single glass of champagne imparts a feeling of exhilaration. The nerves are braced: the imagination is agreeably stirred; the wits become more nimble. A bottle produces the opposite effect.

The only time I won't be playing is when I've got a hangover.

The plan was to drink until the pain is over, But what's worse, the pain or the hangover?

March is the month God created to show people who don't drink what a hangover is like.

Alcohol, taken in sufficient quantities, may produce all the effects of drunkenness.

With a hangover and with fear, it is difficult to put a helmet on your head.

Sometimes when you get hammered till the small hours you feel pretty good in the morning, but really it's just because you're still a bit drunk. That old hangover is just toying with you, working out when to bite.

What I never understand about a hangover is, where does the breath come from? You know what I mean? I mean, is someone shitting in your mouth?

I'm very open about the fact that I'm a big fan of day drinking. I also love cooking. I cook all day, and I have to have something in my hand while I'm doing that.

I have very poor and unhappy brains for drinking.

Jack Daniels makes us all puke.

The first draught serveth for health, the second for pleasure, the third for shame, the fourth for madness.

I am told by those who know that there are six varieties of hangover-the Broken Compass, the Sewing Machine, the Comet, the Atomic, the Cement Mixer and the Gremlin Boogie, and his manner suggested that he had got them all.

Why are you drinking? demanded the little prince. "So that I may forget," replied the tippler. "Forget what?" inquired the little prince, who was already sorry for him. "Forget that I am ashamed," the tippler confessed, hanging his head. "Ashamed of what?" insisted the little prince, who wanted to help him. "Ashamed of drinking!

My nerves could use a drink.

He's so full of alcohol, if you put a lighted wick in his mouth he'd burn for three days.

Health - what my friends are always drinking to before they fall down.

The prime minister of Ireland will be celebrating St. Patrick's Day at the White House. So finally the Secret Service agents will have a drinking buddy.

This beer is good for you. This is draft beer. Stick with the beer. Let's go and beat this guy up and come back and drink some more beer.

Let those that merely talk and never think, That live in the wild anarchy of drink

There's nothing romantic, nothing grand, nothing heroic, nothing brave, nothing like that about drinking. It's a real coward's death.