Judd Trump Quotes

A real hangover is nothing to try out family remedies on. The only cure for a real hangover is death.

At the third cup, wine drinks the man.

I drank too much, only champagne.

It's not a crime to get drunk.

You come home, and you party. But after that, you get a hangover. Everything about that is negative.

Liquor drinking is not a wrong; but excessive drinking is.

He who drinks too much beer must drink water

I drink a lot of beer.

Tequila. Straight. There's a real polite drink. You keep drinking until you finally take one more and it just won't go down. Then you know you've reached your limit.

The first draught serveth for health, the second for pleasure, the third for shame, and the fourth for madness.

A good margarita, a good red wine, I like expensive alcohol, but not a lot of it. I don't like to throw up.

I've just had eighteen straight whiskies. I think that's the record.

One can drink too much, but one never drinks enough.

We used to drink an awful lot of alcohol.

It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or the fourteenth.

Wine is a mocker, strong drink is riotous; and whoever is deceived by it is not wise

The benefit of drinking alcohol is very minimal and the harm of it is as bad as what a knife can do.

Most of the males have a strong passion for strong drink, especially rum.

The Effects of Ardent Spirits Upon Man

All excess is ill, but drunkenness is of the worst sort. It spoils health, dismounts the mind, and unmans men. It reveals secrets, is quarrelsome, lascivious, impudent, dangerous and mad. In fine, he that is drunk is not a man: because he is so long void of Reason, that distinguishes a Man from a Beast.

One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.

I'm on a whisky diet... last week, I lost three days!

Maintaining your hydration status is probably the most important thing, along with rest, that you can do with a hangover.

A good glass of red wine or maybe a little bit too much every now and then is just fine. Heavy boozing, not so much, because you don't recover enough from it.

God slaps you around a little bit when you drink too much.