Liver Damage Quotes

First you take a drink, then the drink takes a drink, then the drink takes you.

Drunkenness is temporary suicide.

Ale, man, ale's the stuff to drink for fellows whom it hurts to think.

Stress is a form of suffering. Look at your body and see what stress does to the body and its functions - what it does to the heart, the circulation, the immune system, the digestive function, the liver.

Bacchus hath drowned more men than Neptune.

All excess is ill, but drunkenness is of the worst sort. It spoils health, dismounts the mind, and unmans men. It reveals secrets, is quarrelsome, lascivious, impudent, dangerous and mad. In fine, he that is drunk is not a man: because he is so long void of Reason, that distinguishes a Man from a Beast.

I can't drink whiskey like I used to back then, that's for sure.

I'm on a whisky diet... last week, I lost three days!

I should never have switched from Scotch to Martinis.

The Effects of Ardent Spirits Upon Man

One of the disadvantages of wine is that it makes a man mistake words for thoughts.

I've just had eighteen straight whiskies. I think that's the record.

We used to drink an awful lot of alcohol.

My doctor tells me I should start slowing it down - but there are more old drunks than there are old doctors so let's all have another round.

I drank my liver out.

Depakote also has a really bad side effect, which is death.

Wine hath drowned more men than the sea.

The benefit of drinking alcohol is very minimal and the harm of it is as bad as what a knife can do.

Alcohol decimated the working class and so many people.

God slaps you around a little bit when you drink too much.

And we'd drink huge amounts of scotch and coke, which is a ghastly sweet drink... And now people don't drink nearly as much, for good reason. We're all a little wiser.

It is the unbroken testimony of all history that alcoholic liquors have been used by the strongest, wisest, handsomest, and in every way best races of all times.

He is a drunkard who takes more than three glasses though he be not drunk.

Really, can anyone drink several martinis at lunch?

I drank too much, only champagne.