Johnny Mathis Quotes

At the third cup, wine drinks the man.

It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or the fourteenth.

Most of the males have a strong passion for strong drink, especially rum.

All excess is ill, but drunkenness is of the worst sort. It spoils health, dismounts the mind, and unmans men. It reveals secrets, is quarrelsome, lascivious, impudent, dangerous and mad. In fine, he that is drunk is not a man: because he is so long void of Reason, that distinguishes a Man from a Beast.

A real hangover is nothing to try out family remedies on. The only cure for a real hangover is death.

I've just had eighteen straight whiskies. I think that's the record.

Sometimes too much to drink is barely enough.

We used to drink an awful lot of alcohol.

I'm a big fan of the effects of alcohol.

It's not a crime to get drunk.

I lose all control after two drinks of anything.

Liquor drinking is not a wrong; but excessive drinking is.

He who drinks too much beer must drink water

There's no excuses for over-drinking.

Sometimes I had too many beers.

I drink a lot of beer.

I admit I was drinking a Guinness... but I did not swallow.

You don't quite know how drunk you are until all of a sudden you're on the floor.

Beer. Now there's a temporary solution.

He is a drunkard who takes more than three glasses though he be not drunk.

Wine is a mocker, strong drink is riotous; and whoever is deceived by it is not wise

Drunkenness, the ruin of reason, the destruction of strength, premature old age, momentary death.

One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.

I'm on a whisky diet... last week, I lost three days!

The only time I won't be playing is when I've got a hangover.