Taste every fruit of every tree in the garden at least once. It is an insult to creation not to experience it fully. Temperance is wickedness.
Give me chastity and continence, but not yet.
Complete abstinence is easier than perfect moderation.
I can resist everything except temptation.
My rule of life prescribed as an absolutely sacred rite smoking cigars and also the drinking of alcohol before, after, and if need be during all meals and the intervals between them.
There are moments to indulge and enjoy, but I always know when it's time to go home and wash my knickers.
…luxury is the result of wealth, or it makes wealth necessary. It corrupts both rich and poor, the one by possessing, the other by coveting. It sells out the fatherland to indolence and vanity; it deprives the State of all its Citizens by enslaving some of them to others and all of them to opinion.
I've had two pedicures in my life, and they were glorious.
'Vacation' means titillating my taste buds.
Some things are worth the fat and calories, although I have to watch it like a hawk.
If I could wave a magic wand, I would be a size 6 and still be able to eat cake every day.
Never say 'no' to pie. No matter what, wherever you are, diet-wise or whatever, you know what? You can always have a small piece of pie, and I like pie. I don't know anybody who doesn't like pie. If somebody doesn't like pie, I don't trust them. I'll bet you Vladimir Putin doesn't like pie.
Being in a hotel room and watching 'The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills' is one of my great joys.
He that but looketh on a plate of ham and eggs to lust after it hath already committed breakfast with it in his heart
Unless hours were cups of sack, and minutes capons, and clocks the tongues of bawds, and dials the signs of leaping-houses, and the blessed sun himself a fair hot wench in flame-colored taffeta, I see no reason why thou shouldst be so superfluous to demand the time of the day.
I'm a mad Gummi fan. I always have Gummis in my trailer. But you can't eat too many because then you get Gummi tummy, and that's no good.
A good cook is a certain slow poisoner, if you are not temperate.
I'll eat one cookie, not a whole box of cookies. But I'll still eat the one cookie... sometimes two, or even three. But not the whole box.
If smoking cigars is not permitted in heaven, I won't go.
Go out one day and treat yourself. Go out and have the best sushi you can find, or go to the best barista in your city and have just a cup of cappuccino, and tell yourself that you deserve this. I think that is very empowering.
I hate feeling full, so Christmas is about the only time I really stuff myself.
Eat, drink, and be merry for tomorrow we die.
If I'm going to spend money, I'd rather it be on a fabulous location or food, not gambling.
I don't really have a strict diet. I tend to keep the junk food out, but I tend to follow my cravings as well. I love the chips, the hot wings, fries. I tend to eat it all, to be honest.
Everything in excess! To enjoy the flavor of life, take big bites. Moderation is for monks.
