Ann Coulter Quotes

I do love jokes.

Comedy is unique in the sense that laughter is a palpable noise that everyone makes.

I love my jokes.

Ninety-eight per cent of laughter is nothing to do with jokes, which do not deserve to bear the weight of all the funny stuff in the world.

Humor is the ultimate truth. If it’s not true, the joke is not funny.

A lot of people can find something to laugh at in my humor, I guess.

The whole point of comedy, what's fun, is taking the stupid thought I had and working it into something that makes a bunch of people laugh.

I like humor.

For me, if you distill comedy down, it is surprise and the unexpected. That has to be it on its most base level, in any form.

A joke's a very serious thing.

Comedy is simply a funny way of being serious.

I value comedy. I value somebody who can be funny.

For me, humor is everything!

To me, comedy is a game.

Plus, I love comic writing. Nothing satisfies me more than finding a funny way to phrase something.

If I can't see the humor in it, how am I going to be funny?

There is a universality to comedy.

If it gets laughs, it's funny.

If possible, be funny.

Being funny is everything to me.

I'm able to see humor in a lot of things.

I always like to watch comics and it's interesting that you can tell if someone's funny in 10 seconds.

Funny is funny is funny.

You gotta keep the funny intact.

The first purpose of comedy is to make people laugh. Anything deeper is a bonus. Some comedians want to make people laugh and make them think about socially relevant issues, but comedy, by the very nature of the word, is to make people laugh. If people aren't laughing, it's not comedy. It's as simple as that.