ANN COULTER

If we're so cruel to minorities, why do they keep coming here? Why aren't they sneaking across the Mexican border to make their way to the Taliban?

Whenever a liberal begins a statement with 'I don't know which is more frightening', you know the answer is going to be pretty clear.

I think there should be a literacy test and a poll tax for people to vote.

Liberals are stalwart defenders of civil liberties - provided we're only talking about criminals.

The fact that a Republican is in the late Senator Kennedy's old seat probably must have him rolling in his grave, probably spilling his drink.

Even Obama's staunchest supporters are starting to leave him. Last week Michelle Obama demanded to see a copy of his birth certificate.

Whether they are defending the Soviet Union or bleating for Saddam Hussein, liberals are always against America. They are either traitors or idiots, and on the matter of America's self-preservation, the difference is irrelevant.

When we were at peace, Democrats wanted to raise taxes. Now there's a war, so Democrats want to raise taxes. When there was a surplus, Democrats wanted to raise taxes. Now that there is a mild recession, Democrats want to raise taxes.

Ironically, since Obama was elected, for the first time in my life I'm sometimes not proud of my country.

When you try to figure out what the religious right is, it ultimately comes down either to one man, Pat Robertson, or anyone who believes in a higher being and wants their taxes cut.

It would be a much better country if women did not vote. That is simply a fact. In fact, in every presidential election since 1950 - except Goldwater in '64 - the Republican would have won, if only the men had voted.

I might be in favor of national healthcare if it required all Democrats to get their heads examined.

If a university official's letter accusing a speaker of having a proclivity to commit speech crimes before she's given the speech - which then leads to Facebook postings demanding that Ann Coulter be hurt, a massive riot and a police-ordered cancellation of the speech - is not hate speech, then there is no such thing as hate speech.

I love to engage in repartee with people who are stupider than I am.

Democrats always assure us that deterrence will work, but when the time comes to deter, they're against it.

Liberal soccer moms are precisely as likely to receive anthrax in the mail as to develop a capacity for linear thinking.

I've decided to cut out the part of the speech where I say anything nice about Democrats.

I'm a Christian first, and a mean-spirited, bigoted conservative second, and don't you ever forget it.

My libertarian friends are probably getting a little upset now but I think that's because they never appreciate the benefits of local fascism.

Why couldn't Obama have picked somebody respectable as his running mate, you know, like John Kerry did?

We should invade their countries, kill their leaders and convert them to Christianity. We weren't punctilious about locating and punishing only Hitler and his top officers. We carpet-bombed German cities; we killed civilians. That's war. And this is war.

The Democrats have no actual policy proposals of their own unless constant carping counts as a policy.

If we took away women's right to vote, we'd never have to worry about another Democrat president.

Taxes are like abortion, and not just because both are grotesque procedures supported by Democrats. You're for them or against them. Taxes go up or down; government raises taxes or lowers them. But Democrats will not let the words 'abortion' or 'tax hikes' pass their lips.

Political debate with liberals is basically impossible in America today because liberals are calling names while conservatives are trying to make arguments.