Mitch Hedberg Quotes

Like a lot of people, I love a bit of blood and gore.

Don't Cry Darling, It's Blood All Right

Ok first things first I'll eat your brains Then Imma start rockin gold teeth & fangs

She doesn't quite chop his head off. She makes a Pez dispenser out of him.

I think horror should never be safe, whether it's violent or non violent.

I don't flinch from darkness, but I've always been bothered by what I call gore-nography.

I like a twisted sense of humour. On 'A History of Violence,' David Cronenberg and I would be doing the grimmest scenes and laugh a lot.

I think intensity is one thing, and gore is another.

I wanted to make the violence beautiful in order to heighten our revulsion.

I've never been a big gore guy.

For me comedy and violence has a lot in common. Just as you expect, comedy always lurks behind the most unexpected of circumstances.

'The Twilight Zone' was sometimes shockingly cruel, far crueller than most TV drama today would dare to be.

That movie 'Hellraiser 2' - to me, that was the most evilest display of evil I've ever seen. I watched that movie ten times because I couldn't believe that each character became more evil than the other.

If you've got a nice fresh corpse, fetch him out!

Mr. Vandemar showed them his teeth, demonstrating his sunny and delightful disposition. It was unquestionably the most horrible thing Richard had ever seen.

Usually my form of turning someone down was shoving a stake through his heart while smirking, Gotcha!

There's nothing like a headless corpse to bring a touch of excitement into one's life.

You cannot hurt animals, so what do I do? I kill the dog first. Then I do it with the boy. You're not supposed to break the illusion of this being a film, so I make the actor talk to the audience. Provocation is the principle of the whole film [ Funny Games]. It is very ironic.

You mean they killed her?" asked David. They ate her," said Brother Number One. "With porridge. That's what 'ran away and was never seen again' means in these parts. It means 'eaten.'" Um and what about 'happily ever after'?" asked David, a little uncertainly. "What does that mean?" Eaten quickly," said Brother Number One.

If Mr. Vincent Price were to be co-starred with Miss Bette Davis in a story by Mr. Edgar Allan Poe directed by Mr. Roger Corman, it could not fully express the pent-up violence and depravity of a single day in the life of the average family.

Quentin Tarantino is interested in watching somebody's ear getting cut off; David Lynch is interested in the ear.

After I shut the door behind me, I heard Darryl say "of course eating him would work too.

I love the fact that I have a show where you can run over a kid and everyone busts out laughing.

The Marquis sighed. "I thought it was just a legend," he said. "Like the alligators in the sewers of New York City." Old Bailey nodded, sagely: "What, the big white buggers? They're down there. I had a friend lost a head to one of them." A moment of silence. Old Naeiley handed the statue back to the Marquis. Then he raised his hand, and snapped it, like a crocodile hand, at the Carabas. "It was OK," gurned Old Bailey with a grin that was most terrible to behold. "He had another.