Tim Allen Quotes

Lying is the rule, not the exception.

Men lie the most. Men lie all the time.

I can't say why people lie; they just do. Everyone has their own reasons for not telling the truth.

I suppose I shouldn't go around admitting I speak untruths on the radio.

I couldn't tell the truth if my life depended on it.

Too many people looked to me in the eye and did not tell me the truth.

If you're lying, you're lying.

Someone who lies about the little things will lie about the big things too.

If an eloquent speaker speak not the truth, is there a more horrid kind of object in creation?

It is impossible for someone to lie unless he thinks he knows the truth. A person who lies is thereby responding to the truth, and he is to that extent respectful of it.

I'm a really bad liar.

It is fitting that a liar should be a man of good memory.

People for the most part can smell lies.

A good portion of speaking will consist in knowing how to lie.

I don't like being lied to.

He [Lyndon Baines Johnson] lies, even when he doesn’t have to.

… he knew the lie of silence to be as evil as the lie of speech.

A lie should be trampled on and extinguished wherever found.

I've become very conscious of how easy it is for people to lie.

Men lie all the time.

I don't know what else to do other than tell people what I think to be untruths.

I don't use the word 'lying' easily.

People who are lying are, understandably, more worried about being believed, so they work harder - too hard, as it were - at being believable.

Lying about things large and small has become so accepted by so many that they even lie about lying.

A lie cannot live.