Suzanne Fields Quotes

I knew I was going to go into the field and make fun of people to their faces. I knew what I was getting into.

When he said we were trying to make a fool of him, I could only murmur that the Creator had beat us to it.

You even called me stupid in your verse, and I'm almost agreeing, for where stupidity is involved, you are quite an expert, friend.

An insult is mean or unkind. Milton Berle called me the Sultan of Insult, and I was called the King of Insult. But the guy that gave me the best title - and I use it to this day - was Johnny Carson. He called me Mr. Warmth.

I point out truths when I see them, Brightlord Sadeas. Each man has his place. Mine is to make insults. Yours is to be in-sluts.

Jerry Ford is so dumb he can't fart and chew gum at the same time.

I get angry when people bring derisory actions against me.

And humor has always been a weapon. You want to get even on somebody? You want to attack somebody? Make fun of them.

Facetiousness is allowable when it is the most proper instrument of exposing things apparently base and vile to due contempt.

I think to simply make fun of something isn't particularly interesting. I try to not just do a parody of something or belittle something or disparage something.

Ridicule is the first and last argument of a fool.

You can't be satirical and not be offensive to somebody.

If I wanted your opinion, I'd slap it outta ya.

I've been called worse things by better people.

Man learns more readily and remembers more willingly what excites his ridicule than what deserves his esteem and respect.

There is no character, howsoever good and fine, but it can be destroyed by ridicule

Ridicule is man's most potent weapon.

We make fun of our leaders.

Sandy: Boy, you must really think I'm stupid or something. Jeff: Ahh, no one would call you stupid, to your face.

If I say you're a goatherd's son, you say, 'Yes, Lord Ralon.'" Alanna gasped with fury. "I'd as soon kiss a pig! Is that what you've been doing-kissing pigs? Or being kissed?

Don't be ridiculous, please.' The most insulting words in the world!

RIDICULE, n. Words designed to show that the person of whom they are uttered is devoid of the dignity of character distinguishing him who utters them.

You can laugh at somebody because they are innocent, and because they are naive or they are about to walk into a wall, but if somebody's giving you stuff, if somebody's talking, giving you their take on things, what makes you laugh, generally speaking, is going to be somebody who is telling it in an angry way.

When has stand-up comedy been kind to anyone? It goes after anyone who's the target. Comedy attacks, man.

And as they pass, turn back and laugh at me.