Insult Quotes

Imitation is the sincerest form of insult.

One camel does not make fun of another camel's hump.

Mongolian Savages

Using insult instead of argument is the sign of a small mind.

I didn't just screw Ho Chi Minh. I cut his pecker off.

Jerry's the only man I ever knew who's so dumb he can't fart and chew gum at the same time.

I've been called worse things by better people.

So I guess your wooden leg makes you a table.

Now we are all sons of bitches.

I’m a Bad Test Taker…you mean you’re stupid?

The French, for example, are a contemptible nation.

Silence is the most perfect expression of scorn.

You tell that imperial bastard in Mississippi to keep out of Louisiana. Tell that son of a bitch that I am not just using an expression; I am referring to the circumstances of his birth.

Jerry Ford is so dumb he can't fart and chew gum at the same time.

Ridicule is the first and last argument of a fool.

Please try not to be such a wiener-head.

There is no excuse for making disrespectful and demeaning comments about women.

The trouble with you, Eisenhower, is that you're too small minded.

I'm sorry, I'm not a performing monkey.

Your Mother was A Hamster and you Father Smelled of elder berries.

The court jester had the right to say the most outrageous things to the king. Everything was permitted during carnival, even the songs that the Roman legionnaires would sing, calling Julius Caesar 'queen,' alluding, in a very transparent way, to his real, or presumed, homosexual escapades.

It is often better not to see an insult than to avenge it.

You're a mere chick. I remember you when you were a egg. Don't come trying to teach me, sir. Crabs and crumpets!

Who can refute a sneer?

Only cowards insult dying majesty.