Alexandra Adornetto Quotes

In California virtually everyone has had their teeth whitened. If they all smiled at once, they would give us a headache.

Most every dental school has discount dental services.

I told my dentist my teeth are going yellow. he told me to wear a brown tie.

I have this Waterpik that shoots water between your teeth. It's great. You do that along with flossing, and you know for a fact you've cleaned your mouth as much as humanly possible. It's like going to the dentist every night in your bathroom. I don't know if it's a floss replacement, but in conjunction with flossing, it's great.

I've never in my life had a cavity. Not one!

Because I've got veneers, I am always checking to make sure I haven't got food in my teeth.

I got some tartar-control toothpaste a while back. I've still got tartar, but it's under control.

I don't mess around when it comes to brushing my teeth. Properly brushed, twice a day, every day, to get my day started.

As for consulting a dentist regularly, my punctuality practically amounted to a fetish. Every twelve years I would drop whatever I was doing and allow wild Caucasian ponies to drag me to a reputable orthodontist.

As a rule of thumb, I would submit that if you need to call your floss provider, for any reason, you are probably not ready for this level of oral hygiene.

I told my dentist I want a tooth to match the others. He gave my one with four cavities.

And so the dentist says 'Rinse.' So you lean over, and you're lookin' at this miniature toilet bowl.

Ben rubbed his muzzle over Kyle’s shoulder in a way that I think was supposed to be reassuring. Kyle sucked in a breath. Either it hurt, or the reminder that the werewolf was big enough to rub his shoulder without much effort wasn’t exactly reassuring. “Ben, when was the last time you brushed your teeth?” asked Kyle. Or else Ben’s breath was really bad.

The idea really came to me the day I got my new false teeth.

I've never actually seen a 3-D movie. I've seen some dailies in 3-D and it kind of gives me a headache. But it looks really cool.

During a recent event at a restaurant called Tommy's Country Ham House in South Carolina, presidential candidate Ben Carson delivered a speech right after he lost his front tooth. Which still left him with more teeth than everyone combined at Tommy's Country Ham House.

Juliet and Romeo be damned, you can't be in love until you've flossed your teeth next to the person at least three hundred times.

You know it's time to start using mouthwash when your dentist leaves the room and sends in a canary.

I got some tartar control toothpaste. I still have tartar, but that stuff's under control. I got so much tartar, I don't have to dip my fish sticks in anything. That's actually kind of gross. After that joke, I have to clarify that I'm just joking.

When you have a cavity in your tooth and you let it get worse, eventually you have to get a root canal. If you have something that isn't right, the earlier you treat it the easier the treatment is going to be. That's kind of common sense.

My dentist said to me the other day: I've enough problems in my life, so why should I see your films?

And because my teeth don't bite, I can take them out dancing I can take my little teeth out and show them a real good time

Ben Carson actually lost a tooth. Which explains why he said that under his leadership, Americans would be entitled to 'life, liberty, and the purthuit of happineth.'

When you put Listerine in your mouth, it hurts. Germs do not go quietly.

I hope his breath wasn't too bad for 'Bron.'