Toilets Quotes

The only thing I use the Rolling Stone for is toilet paper when I run out.

Getting fired can produce a particularly bountiful payday for a CEO. Indeed, he can 'earn' more in that single day, while cleaning out his desk, than an American worker earns in a lifetime of cleaning toilets. Forget the old maxim about nothing succeeding like success: Today, in the executive suite, the all-too-prevalent rule is that nothing succeeds like failure.

If you want to avoid heated arguments, never discuss religion, politics, or whether the toilet paper roll should go over or under.

I think toilets are more important than temples.

A third of the city's population of over two million people live under unsatisfactory conditions, many under distressing conditions, some under disgraceful conditions. For thousands home is a mockery. It consists of two or three small rooms of which but one is adequately lighted and often even not that one and none of which is adequately ventilated; rooms that in the hot summer day become an inferno of torture to little children, the sick, and the weak. For the persons living in these homes there is little privacy; there are no reticences; they must share the process of living with other families; they must use a common water closet [toilet]; they must get all the water they use from a common faucet in the public hall; the fire peril menaces them at all times …

Why should a man have a better right to kill his neighbor with a house than with an axe in the street?

You're so full of crap, you could pass for a toilet.

You spend your whole life trying to get known and then you spend the rest of it hiding in the toilet.

When did you ever hear of a child not in need? 'Oh that's enough jam tart for me, I'll just go now and clean the toilets.'

Life before toilet paper was not worth living.

And so the dentist says 'Rinse.' So you lean over, and you're lookin' at this miniature toilet bowl.

Can't nobody [mess] with me. I'm like toilet paper, Pampers and toothpaste. I'm definitely proven to be effective.

And of course, when you see your brother in the toilet bowl...there's a little voice that say, 'I wonder where he would go...'...if it hadn't been for his head.

Montague's just been found in a toilet, Sir.

The only process you've mastered is the process of elimination, and the only reason you've mastered that is because you can do it in the toilet.

We have successfully achieved the target of building toilets in schools.

If you can see the handwriting on the wall... you're on the toilet.

We'll send you a Hogwarts toilet seat!

So it just wasn't in my house. Anywhere, I looked like I knew about the toilet.

Sexy, no alcoholic, but she drink like a toilet. Told her do me a favor and put your mouth on this faucet.

Cleanliness and sanitation were closest to Gandhiji's heart. We will launch a 'Clean India' campaign and by Gandhiji's 150th birth anniversary, all schools in the country should have toilets with separate toilets for girls.

Any outfit that can't figure out clean toilets and decent theming on its own can't benefit from my advice.

In India, more people have cell phones than access to a toilet

For God sakes, this is a woman I was married to for 10 years. We made love. I'd hold her head over the toilet bowl when she threw up.