Patricia Briggs Quotes

I don't mess around when it comes to brushing my teeth. Properly brushed, twice a day, every day, to get my day started.

You know it's time to start using mouthwash when your dentist leaves the room and sends in a canary.

I hope his breath wasn't too bad for 'Bron.'

I'm obsessed with fresh breath.

Morning breath is the worst.

I can't stand bad breath.

It's a huge turnoff when men have teeth that look like they haven't been brushed in days. Also, bad breath is awful.

Your mouth smells like my jock strap.

As a rule of thumb, I would submit that if you need to call your floss provider, for any reason, you are probably not ready for this level of oral hygiene.

Do you mind if I sit back a little? Because your breath is very bad.

I'm a major breath person, so I always have gum, mints.

Because I've got veneers, I am always checking to make sure I haven't got food in my teeth.

I can smell when someone has a cavity. It's a very specific smell - not a bad-breath smell - but something that is really strong.

And so the dentist says 'Rinse.' So you lean over, and you're lookin' at this miniature toilet bowl.

I don't think people know what hygienist means.

When you have a cavity in your tooth and you let it get worse, eventually you have to get a root canal. If you have something that isn't right, the earlier you treat it the easier the treatment is going to be. That's kind of common sense.

You've got food stuck in your teeth," Vee told Marcie. "In the crack between your two front teeth. Looks like chocolate Ex-Lax.

Would I rather be dental floss or a toothbrush? is that a question? Um, I would actually rather be floss, I think, if I was using me. Because I don't really floss enough.

I don't mean to be insolent. I'm truthful. I tell the truth and the truth sometimes hurts. For instance, you have bad breath, Lieutenant. I can smell it from here. It must offend a lot of people. That's the truth. But how many people have told you that? Instead, they either lie or try to avoid your company.

When you brush your teeth, I'll squeeze the toothpaste.

I told my dentist I want a tooth to match the others. He gave my one with four cavities.

His breath is so bad why every time he smokes he blows onion rings.

I've had dentists who have wanted to help me out, but I say, 'You know, I won't work again if you fix my teeth.'

Champagne does have one regular drawback: swilled as a regular thing a certain sourness settles in the tummy, and the result is permanent bad breath. Really incurable.

Like going to the dentist, where you write: "Dental appointment today. All of the dentists in Boulder are 'holistic.' They can't fill a cavity but they're good for your soul. Your teeth rot, but apparently your spirit prospers."