Everybody asks me questions about the inside of James Franco's mouth.
When you put Listerine in your mouth, it hurts. Germs do not go quietly.
I hope his breath wasn't too bad for 'Bron.'
I don't mess around when it comes to brushing my teeth. Properly brushed, twice a day, every day, to get my day started.
As a rule of thumb, I would submit that if you need to call your floss provider, for any reason, you are probably not ready for this level of oral hygiene.
During a recent event at a restaurant called Tommy's Country Ham House in South Carolina, presidential candidate Ben Carson delivered a speech right after he lost his front tooth. Which still left him with more teeth than everyone combined at Tommy's Country Ham House.
I only use a camera like I use a toothbrush. It does the job.
My biggest turn-off is if a woman doesn't have a real passion for something... and bad breath!
And because my teeth don't bite, I can take them out dancing I can take my little teeth out and show them a real good time
And so the dentist says 'Rinse.' So you lean over, and you're lookin' at this miniature toilet bowl.
As for consulting a dentist regularly, my punctuality practically amounted to a fetish. Every twelve years I would drop whatever I was doing and allow wild Caucasian ponies to drag me to a reputable orthodontist.
His tongue is by turns a sponge, a brush, a comb. He cleans himself, he smooths himself, he knows what is proper.
Now, most dentist's chairs go up and down, don't they? The one I was in went back and forwards. I thought 'This is unusual'. And the dentist said to me 'Mr Vine, get out of the filing cabinet.
I hate flossing, I wish I just had one long curvy tooth. They didn't have to make separations for me.
Trips to the dentist - I like to postpone that kind of thing.
Your mouth smells like my jock strap.
The only reason I get out of bed at all on weekends is because eventually I can't stand the taste of my own breath any more.
Recent demonstration projects have shown that with some Federal support, a little funding can go a long way toward ensuring that low-income children have access to good oral health care.
My dentist said to me the other day: I've enough problems in my life, so why should I see your films?
I'm a very ritualistic person. I have to wash my face twice, and on the second wash before I rinse, I brush my teeth, then I rinse, then I floss, then I put on moisturizer. I'm ritualistic. Jewishness is very ritualistic.
The idea really came to me the day I got my new false teeth.
I'm a major breath person, so I always have gum, mints.
I told my dentist I want a tooth to match the others. He gave my one with four cavities.
I'm really into the Tom Ford lipsticks. I was always afraid to wear lip color because I thought it made me look too masculine, but my makeup artist Fiona Stiles got me into wearing coral, orange-y colors from his line, and now I wear lipstick all of the time.
In California virtually everyone has had their teeth whitened. If they all smiled at once, they would give us a headache.
