Egg Quality Quotes

I myself prefer my New Zealand eggs for breakfast.

A young woman in her teens has about 300,000 eggs in her ovaries. By the time she is menopausal, none are left.

You don't have to be able to lay eggs to know when one of them is rotten.

After two and a half engagements, of course I want to get married and have babies, so I am going to freeze my eggs.

I don't think a lot of women know how much their chances of having a child diminish as they age.

Our curses on them that boil the eggs too hard! What use is an egg that is hard to any person on earth?

A man walked into a shop and asked, "How much are your eggs?" He said "£1.40 a dozen". He then asked: "How much are your cracked ones?" He said: "35p". He said: "Crack us four dozen."

A clever arrangement of bad eggs will never make a good omelet.

Women of child-bearing age steadily run out of eggs by the continuous process of cell death. While reading a copy of the 'Guardian' carefully from cover to cover, a normal woman will have lost on average two eggs - while, typically, a normal man will have made 70,000 new sperm.

Most doctors want to keep their success rates high, so they'd rather deal with someone who is younger, who has healthier eggs and more of them.

the test of a cook is how she boils an egg. My boiled eggs are fantastic, fabulous. Sometimes as hard as a 100 carat diamond, or again soft as a feather bed, or running like a cooling stream, they can also burst like fireworks from their shells and take on the look and rubbery texture of a baby octopus. Never a dull egg, with me.

At 18, I felt I was too young to think about having my eggs frozen.

Always farm fresh eggs, never store bought.

A friend of mine told me she's going to freeze her eggs, and I thought, 'Well, I also don't want to be a 55-year-old first time mother,' so you kind of just have to go with what happens.

I guess I am going to think about freezing my eggs.

It might seem that an egg which has succeeded in being fresh has done all that can reasonably be expected of it.

You know, 'You should have frozen your eggs at 20.' Well, who's thinking about that at 20?