Cigar Aficionado Quotes

I love to smoke. I wish I had more than two hands so I can hold more cigars

I think cigars are just a tremendous addition to the enjoyment of life.

I quit smoking cigarettes and with the $70 a month I am saving not smoking cigarettes I'm smoking $700 worth of cigars.

There are two things worth living for, one is a good cigar, the other is a better one.

A good Havana is one of the best pleasures that I know.

I've got a great cigar collection - it's actually not a collection, because that would imply I wasn't going to smoke every last one of 'em.

I smoke cigars because at my age if I don't have something to hang on to I might fall down.

I smoke really good cigars, I don't smoke Cuban cigars. I would never do anything as Un-American as smoke a decent cigar.

A good smoker, like a good lover, always takes his time with a cigar.

I went to a cigar store, the man behind the counter asked me, "What kind of cigars do you like?" I answered, "It's a Boys."

There's something about smoking a cigar that feels like a celebration. It's like a fine wine. There's a quality, a workmanship, a passion that goes into the smoking of a fine cigar.

Cuban cigars is a big expense because I do smoke a lot of them, eight to 12 a day, so that would be almost as bad as a cocaine habit, a hundred bucks a day.

I always smoked cigars. I've smoked cigars with everybody in show business.

The most futile and disastrous day seems well spent when it is reviewed through the blue, fragrant smoke of a Havana Cigar.

Aficionado my ass...I just love to smoke cigars

Only fine cigars are worth smoking and only men who smoke fine cigars are worth kissing.

A cigar makers organization once said that I was the most famous cigar smoker in the world. I dont know if thats true, but once while visiting Havana, I went to a cigar factory. There were four hundred people there rolling cigars, and when they saw me, they all stood up and applauded.

Don't like to do anything half-heartedly, even if it is a wicked and self-destructive avocation like smoking cigars

I'm a cigar aficionado.

Tobacco is the opiate of the gentleman, the religion of the rich.

You're the one who likes cigars right? Try smoking this.

I collect cigars. I love giving 'em away to people that really enjoy 'em, and I could think of no better place than West Point!

Cigars served me for precisely fifty years as protection and a weapon in the combat of life... I owe to the cigar a great intensification of my capacity to work and a facilitation of my self-control.

Eating and sleeping are the only activities that should be allowed to interrupt a man's enjoyment of his cigar.

A good cigar is as great a comfort to a man as a good cry to a woman.