Doug Stanhope Quotes

I've just had an operation, but nothing too serious.

I had actually hurt my neck, and because I went a while without getting it taken care of - it was pushing up against the back of my heart - and because I have heart issues, they thought it was this whole big deal. So I spent a good three days in the hospital, two nights in the ICU.

I'm lucky the arthritis happened at the time that it did because of the record.

I'm fine, except, you know, I broke my pelvis. And that's not much fun.

Then I got a bad back injury, and they thought I wasn't going to have any feeling in my legs.

Sophomore year, I got hit in the stomach playing football, and I was out of school for four months. I was in the hospital for two and then out of school for two.

I play every day. I had a bad back, but they fixed it.

When you have an injury, you are hindered a little bit.

I felt something in my hip but I thought it was something little. It got worse and worse over time, to the point where I couldn't sit down. That's when I knew something was wrong.

The truth is my dad was a lovely man who had to retire early from his job as an engineer because he had osteoporosis. It meant he was forced to wear a harness and could hardly breathe.

When I was 15, I had this illness and was basically housebound for two years.

Music helps not the toothache.

I got a chiropractor to come along to the Patriot shoot, because they can actually stick you back together within 15 minutes. He spent a week and worked on the entire crew. All the stunt guys were like, 'Oh, fix my disc.' The guy's amazing.

We might die from medication but we sure killed all the pain

According to a new study, Botox injections can help back pain. So you see, that's why John Kerry had all that Botox - his back was killing him from all that flip-flopping on issues.

The placebo effect is one of the most fascinating things in the whole of medicine. It's not just about taking a pill, and your performance and your pain getting better. It's about our beliefs and expectations. It's about the cultural meaning of a treatment.

I wrote because I could not help it. There was something that I wanted to say, and I said it: that was all. The fame and the money and the usefulness might or might not follow. It was not by my endeavor if they did.

I did masses of opiates religiously.

I might have practiced stick-handling with my head up a bit more.

Because we allow handguns. When you know someone in the crowd might be packing a rod, it can't help but rush your timing.

I offered to pee on him, but they said no

I got the pumps It aint got medicine

A blunt a day will take the pain away.

He looks like he needs worming.

Whatever pains disease may bring Are but the tangy seasoning To Loves delicious fare.