Mojo Nixon Quotes

There's no such thing as free love. Have you seen the price of Viagra?

I don't think of sex as a self-destructive impulse.

Eroticism has its own moral justification because it says that pleasure is enough for me; it is a statement of the individual's sovereignty.

I like talking about sex. Especially when I'm horny, but even when I'm not.

I love when you get boner spam for boner pills and the subject is Be a better lover. Oh, the boner was the problem on that? That's why I'm a bad lover? Do you have a pill that's gonna make me care if she cums? That would be a medical miracle.

I'm in favor of sexual encounters.

A healthy sex life. Best thing in the world for a woman's voice.

Healthy, lusty sex is wonderful.

The more sex becomes a non-issue in people's lives, the happier they are.

Sex should be friendly. Otherwise stick to mechanical toys; it's more sanitary.

If sex is a pain in the ass, then you're doing it wrong.

Sex, which ought to be an incident of life, is the obsession of the well-fed world.

Sex is natural, sex is good/Not everybody does it, but everybody should

One of the things I rarely do is write about sex.

Sex is a good starting point for everything.

My father, a surgeon and urologist, studied sex professionally all his life. Before he died at 82, he told me he hadn't come to any conclusions about it at all.

Every person is highly individualized so if a person is seriously concerned, then they first need to get a medical evaluation and make sure there's nothing biologically going on to prevent them from climaxing.

Can't wait to show my girls he sucked the piss out of my pussy.

I scowled defensively. "My conversations don't usually include the subject of erections." "Too bad," he said. "All the best conversations do.

I try to have sex as much as I can.

Sex for pleasure, for fun, or even for building relationships is completely absent from our national conversation. Yet taking the joy out of sexuality is a surefire way to ensure not that young women won't have sex, but rather that they'll have it without pleasure.

The only thing we don't have a god for is premature ejaculation... but I hear that it's coming quickly.

Sex is always good, isn't it? Well, actually it's not always good, but it's always a good thing.

Sexual boredom is ousting sexual deviance as the problem.

I was supposed to do The Joy Of Sex with John Belushi, but the week before we were gonna start filming, he died. So that was really tragic. That put the whole project on the shelf.