Viagra Quotes

Taking Viagra after open heart surgery is like a Civil War re-enactment with live ammo. Not good.

I only take Viagra when I'm with more than one woman.

Viagra does have a physiological effect, but it doesn't make women feel aroused. Nowadays, researchers are looking at drugs that affect the central nervous system rather than blood flow to the genitals.

This Hillary Clinton scandal has to do with emails. All I get are emails for Canadian Viagra.

Viagra has instructions: 'Keep away from children' - what kind of man do you think I am?

A man goes into Boots and says: "Have you got any Viagra?" "Do you have a prescription?" asks the chemist. "No," he replies, "But 'I've got a photograph of the wife."

The nice thing about Viagra is that they are proving men can go blind on it, so you can gain weight and have a great sex life.

There's no such thing as free love. Have you seen the price of Viagra?

..Because when medical marijuana is fully accepted for what it is, we will see a phenomenon that makes Viagra's phenomenon seem limp.

I love Viagra. I don't need it, but I tried it. It's a great legal drug.

And if the problem [with contraception] is promiscuity, then why does the immense popularity of Viagra go unchecked? Doesn't it make more sense to leave the bullets out of the gun than to try to avoid being shot? Especially when the gun is an old musket, and you have to clean it out and tamp down gunpowder, melt down scraps of lead and pour it into a mold, wait for it to cool - only to have it take forever to finally go off?

Abracadabra, I'm up like Viagra.

Sex can be great in your seventies - no Viagra needed - and it certainly beats fish and chips.

You get my point now? Coz before I thought you missed it. I'ma viagra triple shot, you just a limp bizkit. WORD LIFE.

Bob Dole revealed he is one of the test subjects for Viagra. He said on Larry King, 'I wish I had bought stock in it.' Only a Republican would think the best part of Viagra is the fact that you could make money off of it.

More coming out about Saddam Hussein. We now know he takes Viagra and he has as many as six mistresses. No wonder Congress is reluctant to take action against this guy - he's one of their own.

Medicare will pay for Viagra but they won’t for eyeglasses. They give you a hardon, but they won’t let you see where to put it.

Democracy in China is like Viagra; no such thing as free elections.

I was starting to become impotent through this diet and couldn't perform. How many people who are taking the little blue pill, if they started to change what they are eating most of the time, could change the way their sex life is?

I think that in our society we should do everything to encourage child-bearing and family-making. And I think that if insurance will cover Viagra for men, it should also be covering these kinds of methods to try to build families.

Measuring national prestige by gold medals is like using Viagra to judge the potency of a man.

Disgusting. I just found my grandpa's Viagra. I swear, I almost puked from eating so many.