Jack Nicholson Quotes

There's no such thing as free love. Have you seen the price of Viagra?

The nice thing about Viagra is that they are proving men can go blind on it, so you can gain weight and have a great sex life.

I'm human viagra. I'm Willagra. I'm a sex machine now. I'm raring to go every second of the day. My wife's loving it.

I love when you get boner spam for boner pills and the subject is Be a better lover. Oh, the boner was the problem on that? That's why I'm a bad lover? Do you have a pill that's gonna make me care if she cums? That would be a medical miracle.

And if the problem [with contraception] is promiscuity, then why does the immense popularity of Viagra go unchecked? Doesn't it make more sense to leave the bullets out of the gun than to try to avoid being shot? Especially when the gun is an old musket, and you have to clean it out and tamp down gunpowder, melt down scraps of lead and pour it into a mold, wait for it to cool - only to have it take forever to finally go off?

I love Viagra. I don't need it, but I tried it. It's a great legal drug.

To me, Viagra is the same as Disneyland. You wait an hour for a two-minute ride.

Viagra has instructions: 'Keep away from children' - what kind of man do you think I am?

Polygamy: An endeavour to get more out of life than there is in it.

I could be such a wonderful wife to another wife's husband.

I have lots of girlfriends - all over the country! You think I'm kidding? I'm dead serious. Girlfriends everywhere.

You can love two or more women at once... but you cannot be loyal to more than one.

Whenever I was with a woman, I always sort of want another one. So there was always another one. I can't explain this.

I felt little awkward about taking one boyfriend to see a film starring another boyfriend.

I was starting to become impotent through this diet and couldn't perform. How many people who are taking the little blue pill, if they started to change what they are eating most of the time, could change the way their sex life is?

It is not monogamy when there is one legal wife, and mistresses out of sight.

She's been on more laps than a napkin.

Eaton has just married his mistress—and the mistress of eleven dozen others!

As to polygamy, I charge it to be … evil—a scarlet whore!

If I were obliged to marry all those with whom I have jested, I should have at least two hundred wives.

Why would I make one woman so miserable when I can make so many women very happy?

He f**ks even better than he looks”, I settled on saying. Several heads turned. I didn’t care; I was pissed. “And that beautiful face is going to be clamped between my legs as soon as we get home, don’t you worry.

I scowled defensively. "My conversations don't usually include the subject of erections." "Too bad," he said. "All the best conversations do.

It is ridiculous to think that you can spend your entire life with just one person. Three is about the right number. Yes, I imagine three husbands would do it?

Bob Dole revealed he is one of the test subjects for Viagra. He said on Larry King, 'I wish I had bought stock in it.' Only a Republican would think the best part of Viagra is the fact that you could make money off of it.