Intimacy Problems Quotes

I'm a ladies' man who can never make love. I'm resigned to that.

Oh, I don't know about that, Jericho. See, when it comes to the bedroom, The Game always came up a little bit... short.

American couples have gone to such lengths to avoid the interference of in-laws that they have to pay marriage counselors to interfere between them.

When things don't work well in the bedroom, they don't work well in the living room either.

Whenever a husband and wife begin to discuss their marriage they are giving evidence at a coroner's inquest.

I'd rather sit in bed and watch TV. All of my ex-boyfriends, of course, not Paris, would be like, 'What's the problem? You're so not sexual.'

My wife ain't gonna make love to me if I got no money!

She's vibrator dependent.

Sometimes I get real lonely sleeping with you.

More divorces start in the bedroom than in any other room in the house.

Your marriage is in trouble if your wife says, 'You're only interested in one thing,' and you can't remember what it is.

Because I am afraid of commitment. This movie certainly has some bearing and is some reflection of my real feeling about relationships, because I do have commitment issues. My friends tell me I have intimacy problems, but they don't know me, so who cares what they think?

Since you came back from summer break, our entire relationship is about fooling around. We never talk anymore, and I'm sick of feeling guilty for not ripping my clothes off and spreading my legs to prove I love you.

My sex life is terrible; my wife put a mirror over the dog's bed. Actually she did put a mirror over our bed. She says she likes to watch herself laugh.

I didn't want to leave things the way we had, unresolved, ... and tried to tell myself he cared about me enough not to look elsewhere for what I wasn't giving him.

The reason you often get in comedy is because you're not getting laid.

My relationship with Dean was great, but ultimately it wasn't a fulfilling marriage for either of us.

When you have a girlfriend, there are many things that are irritating every day, every night. I'm sure it's different for everyone, but when you fight, it gets really annoying.

The clearest explanation for the failure of any marriage is that the two people are incompatible; that is, that one is male and the other female.

She always had a headache, or it was too hot, always, or she pretended to be asleep, or she had her period again, her period, always her period. So much so that Dr. Urbino had dared to say in class, only for the relief of unburdening himself without confession, that after ten years of marriage women had their periods as often as threes times a week.

I just don't know a couple that's been married more than three years that doesn't annoy the heck out of each other every 15 minutes.

You can pretend everything's fine, but if there's an unhappiness or you're not having sex or you're not communicating or you're made to feel third best in the house and you don't address it and you just try to put on a nice face and a smile, that kind of aggression and anger is going to come out in some sinister way.

Students have tons of health and intimacy and relationship questions, and no one's listening to them.

When a Man has Married a WifeHe finds out whetherHer Knees & elbows are onlyglued together.

If your partner is consistently unhappy, it won't matter if they're incredibly sexy, wildly funny, impressively successful, adorably charismatic - your relationship will be weighed down under the heaviness of their moods.