Judy Gold Quotes

There are children born to be children, and others who must mark time till they can take their natural places as adults.

When I was a little kid I thought like a little kid, but now I'm five I know everything

Although it is generally known, I think it's about time to announce that I was born at a very early age.

For most of my 20s, I looked like I was 12. Now that I'm pushing 40, I guess I look closer to... 15? It must be my macrobiotic diet. Oh, wait, except that I don't have one of those.

I can honestly say I love getting older. Then again, I never put my glasses on before looking in the mirror.

A lot of people who start work at a very young age never grow up because they never got that opportunity to be a child, so they hold on to that and still do a lot of childish, silly things.

I must confess, I was born at a very early age.

Youth is a wonderful thing. What a crime to waste it on children.

I've never progressed very far from my days as a smart aleck in middle school.

I think there's nothing wrong with being fixated on superheroes when you are 7 years old, but I think there's a disease in not growing up.

You're only young once, but you can be immature forever.

This has been a most wonderful evening. Gertrude has said things tonight it will take her 10 years to understand.

I am in the prime of my senility.

As I get older, all sorts of things become less funny. Once one has children, any cruelty involving children becomes far less amusing than when one was at the mercy of one's friends' and relatives' children.

I've never been more than 9 years old.

Act your age, not your shoe size.

But the three siblings were not born yesterday. Violet was born more than fifteen years before this particular Wednesday, and Klaus was born approximately two years after that, and even Sunny, who had just passed out of babyhood, was not born yesterday. Neither were you, unless of course I am wrong, in which case welcome to the world, little baby, and congratulations on learning to read so early in life.

How old are you?” “Seventeen,” he answered promptly. “And how long have you been seventeen?” His lips twitched as he stared at the road. “A while,” he admitted at last.

I'm scarcely an enfant!

Everybody's got a different sense of humor. It's just different styles.

If you're going to tell people the truth, be funny or they'll kill you.

Humor is merely tragedy standing on its head with its pants torn.

My only goal is to make you laugh, not tell you the truth.

To me, comedy is just twisting reality. It's commenting or observing or twisting life.

Sometimes you don't want to be a slapstick clown in order to convey a funny perception of the world.