Noel Coward Quotes

I can drink like a fish, or at least, someone born with fetal alcohol syndrome.

When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.

One can drink too much, but one never drinks enough.

One drink is too many for me and a thousand not enough.

Liquor drinking is not a wrong; but excessive drinking is.

I know I can get to the stage where I'm drinking a lot. I tend to be rotten and groggy all day and hanging out for the next drink and five o'clock, ping! I have to just stop.

I admit to drinking it, but I did not swallow.

I never had one beer. If I bought a six-pack of beer, I kept drinking till all six beers were gone. You have to have that kind of understanding about yourself. I haven't had a drink now in 12 years.

Drinking habits were very prevalent among men, and were not in any way disgraceful, unless excessive.

Whenever someone asks me if I want water with my Scotch, I say I'm thirsty, not dirty.

The point of drinking in moderation is that sometimes you don't drink in moderation.

I never drank except a couple sips of wine at Thanksgiving.

Beer. Now there's a temporary solution.

I keep telling people: Don't make me the poster boy for AA because I don't know a lot about sobriety, but I do know a lot about drinking.

I envy people who drink - at least they know what to blame everything on.

I never worry about being driven to drink; I just worry about being driven home.

In my family, they were all big boozers.

Yes I drink, but at least I don't drink blood!

First the man takes a drink, then the drink takes a drink, then the drink takes the man.

We knew the old liar drank a lot, but now we know just how much: 'He begins the morning with a sherry, then has a bottle of Burgundy with lunch. He often has a glass of port after lunch, but always one after dinner. There is whiskey in the afternoon and Champagne with dinner. Then some more port, and a glass of Cognac. As the night goes on, a whiskey and soda...'

I wasn't really an alcoholic, but I was losing control. I still go for a beer, but I drink a lot less.

I'm not no 'drink wine every day' kind of dude.

I stopped drinking alcohol, which probably was the biggest change. I used to be a very big beer drinker. Being from England, that's a very common thing.

Anyone who knows me knows that I am not much of a drinker.

Oh, he occasionally takes an alcoholiday.