Whiskey's to tough, Champagne costs too much, Vodka puts my mouth in gear. I hope this refrain, Will help me explain, As a matter of fact, I like beer.
Too much Chablis can make you whablis.
What I really love is my scotch. It's the power, the power of positive drinking.
Extra-dirty vodka Martinis - they're so easy to drink! I should really just drink olive juice; it'd be safer.
The only weight I ever lifted weighed 24 ounces. It was a Schlitz. I always replaced my fluids.
Beer. It always seems like such a good idea at the time, doesn't it? What's worse is beer seems like an even better idea after you've had some beer.
Whiskey just naturally likes me but beer likes me better.
I'm not a heavy drinker, I can sometimes go for hours without touching a drop.
