Michael Chiesa Quotes

Maybe she was drunk - the woman never could drink. One little sniff of tequila and she was off into some blonde la-la land.

Alcohol gives you infinite patience for stupidity.

A man is never drunk if he can lay on the floor without holding on.

I like to have a martini/Two at the very most/After three I'm under the table/After four I'm under my host.

It's always difficult to make conversation with a drunk, and there's no denying it, the sober are at a disadvantage with him.

If drunk were cookies, I'd be Famous Amos

It would be pleasant to be drunk.

Promise me one thing: don't take me home until I'm drunk - very drunk indeed.

Getting drunk . . . you're in complete control up to a point. It's your choice, every time you take a sip. You have a lot of small choices. It's like . . . I guess it's the difference between suicide and slow capitulation . . .

"What's so unpleasant about being drunk?" "Ask a glass of water."

Sometimes when you get hammered till the small hours you feel pretty good in the morning, but really it's just because you're still a bit drunk. That old hangover is just toying with you, working out when to bite.

No, Lord Maccon was riproaring, tumble down, without a doubt, pickled beyond the gherkin.

A man will part with anything so long as he's drunk, and you're drunk with him.

I have been tight as a tick! Fried as a mink! Stiff as a goat!

Here's to alcohol, the rose colored glasses of life.

Drunk all the time, feeling fine on elderberry wine.

He's so full of alcohol, if you put a lighted wick in his mouth he'd burn for three days.

And I sat there getting drunker and drunker and more in love and more in love.

I was so drunk the whole time that I took bottles for girls and girls for bottles.

And you're wasted with your ladies. Yeah I'm the reason why you always getting faded.

I was a little drunk. Not drunk in any positive sense but just enough to be careless.

A drunk was in front of a judge. The judge says "You've been brought here for drinking." The drunk says "Okay, let's get started.

Alcohol make you drunk, man. It don't make you meditate, it just make you drunk. Herb is more a consciousness.

The important thing is to be drunk.

We call it drunk philosophy. You have a few beers and you become a lot smarter.