Billy Eichner Quotes

I get angry when people bring derisory actions against me.

Don't call me a mindless philosopher, you overweight glob of grease.

Did Mad freakin' Max just call me irritating?

If I wanted your opinion, I'd slap it outta ya.

I’m ready any time you want to repeat the stupid question.

Get up, you useless lump, get up!

The worst thing you can do if you want to start a fight is to use derogatory terminology.

I've made so many people angry that they kind of blur into one unpleasant memory of people staring at you with somewhere between passive aggression and active aggression.

Rudeness can make me angry.

Your questions are stupid!

Scum!

You pissed on my rug.

I've never been in a place where I've wanted to be that nasty to someone.

I have never fought in my life but I can be very angry, especially on the pitch.

I don’t have to do nothing you say, you old heifer cow. And you are old. Really, really old. And a cow, too. (Simi)

Now sod off back to your own world, you motherless scum, and save your threats for those who care.

I'm no f****** talking to you. He's a f****** great player. Yous are f******* idiots.

You are not worth another word, else I'd call you knave.

The only thing that is pathetic... is you.

Eat my shorts!

People were hurt, and because they were hurt, they were angry and quarreled and were jealous of one another.

I think I have a normal threshold of anger, but it's true that I am, by nature, belligerent.

Anger is never without an argument, but seldom with a good one.

Anger is never without an argument, but seldom with a good one.

I know from personal experience, if a chef yelled at me in a kitchen, the first thing I'd want to do is hit them with a pot.