Emo Philips Quotes

I wanna get drunk 'til I'm off my mind. One bourbon, one scotch, and one beer.

Bartending took the romanticism out of drinking.

Don't drink in the hotel bar, that's where I do my drinking.

I think a man ought to get drunk at least twice a year just on principle, so he won't let himself get snotty about it.

Whiskey will always be a part of my life.

Beer makes you feel the way you ought to feel without beer.

I still do a bit of this and a bit of that. Some brews and there's nothing wrong with a bud or two! I still do a bit of this and a bit of that. Some brews and there's nothing wrong with a bud or two!

Everybody gets too drunk sometimes; and even if everybody didn't, I have gotten too drunk sometimes. I haven't hurt anybody. In Ireland we drink a lot. It's part of our culture. I like drinking. I don't think it's a bad thing.

He [Peter the Great] took his bottle heartily, so must all the company; for when he was merry himself he loved to see everybody so; though at the same time he could not endure habitual drinkers, for such he thought unfit for business.

Evidence...proves that prohibition only drives drunkenness behind doors and into dark places, and does not cure it or even diminish it.

I'm not a super carbonated guy: some people like drinking their beer like it's a champagne, right? It's not my vibe.

There's nothing better than a cold beer.

I like getting blotto at parties but I also like being sober and I hate the hangover.

Of course many bars in Manhasset, like bars everywhere, were nasty places, full of pickled people marinating in regret.

Whiskey claims to itself alone the exclusive office of sot-making.

I drink for the honorable purpose of getting bagged.

One night in Tokyo we watched two Japanese businessmen saying good-night to each other after what had clearly been a long night of drinking, a major participant sport in Japan. These men were totally snockered, having reached the stage of inebriation wherein every air molecule that struck caused them to wobble slightly, but they still managed to behave more formally than Americans do at funerals.

I have often thought that the aim of port is to give you a good and durable hangover, so that during the next day you should be reminded of the splendid occasion the night before.

One more drink and I'd have been under the host.

The only reason people go to bars is to get drunk and have sex. To me, bars are what hell is like.

After you, it's all cheap tequila.

Lo! the poor toper whose untutored sense, Sees bliss in ale, and can with wine dispense; Whose head proud fancy never taught to steer, Beyond the muddy ecstasies of beer.

I didn't go to bars much. One drunken asshole was all I could handle and that was me. I wrote. I don't remember a lot of it.

Booze is the greatest of all equalizers. Rich drunks and poor drunks both pass out the same way.

That's the beauty of alcohol. If you don't remember it, it didn't happen.