Groucho Marx Quotes

Kissing a man with a beard is a lot like going to a picnic. You don't mind going through a little bush to get there!

I think the first couple of times you do make-out scenes, you psych yourself out and it's really nerve racking.

In 2004, I went onstage for the first time. They put a mike in my hand and pushed me out the door into the crowd. I did the three songs I had recorded and got out. It was the worst day of my life.

When I won my way to the international science fair, I didn't want to embarrass myself. It was the first time I was going to be away from home, the first time taking an airplane. I went to the local library, checked out every single etiquette book, and I read those books like I was uncovering some sort of treasure.

My wife was afraid of the dark... then she saw me naked and now she's afraid of the light.

The first time I went out under the spotlight, I was proper freaked out.

I don't know if it's a blessing or a curse, but every time I show up on set it still feels like the first time.

It's awkward: Here you are with most of your clothes off in bed with this person who you've really just met. You're strangers to each other's bodies and you're coming together for the first time in front of all these people.

Every time I start a film I feel like I'm starting the first time, ever.

I was very studious, too much. I would never go out at weekends. I was very serious. You should have seen me in class - I was blushing and sweating every time the teacher asked me something.

The two most wonderful things in life are money and sex, but the minute you start discussing them, they become b-o-r-i-n-g.

The first time I walked by a crap table, I felt kind of funny.

Sex is great until you die, but it's never as great as it was when you were a kid, when it was a mystery.

I think the first time you try anything in a public way, you feel really exposed.

Every time I'm recognized in public, I'm super grateful and appreciative, but I also get hot and nervous.

I never thought that sex was wrong, sinful, dirty. When you take away the thought of things being dirty or forbidden, then you can really enjoy your sensuality.

I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy.

Everything that has to do with sex is somehow... it's the best thing in the world, and it's still the one thing people don't want you to talk about.

Blushing is thought to be linked to increased levels of norepinephrine in the brain, which may be associated with romantic feelings. It signals that we are interested and excited, which is attractive to men.

Sending your child off to school for the first time in their life is terrifying.

I think that every sexual position is fundamentally comic.

Watching people see your picture for the first time is such a public agony.

I didn't want to go completely on my toes for our first kiss.

My run is so weird. That's what I'm most nervous about in this whole ordeal. I'm most nervous about everybody making fun of the way I run. I do, like, karate hands. Instead of running with my hands closed together like a normal person. It's like I'm trying to be aerodynamic or something, so my hands are straight like razors. Karate hands.

I'm not a sexy guy. I went to a hooker. I dropped my pants. She dropped her price.