George W. Bush Quotes

I said it was a mistake. It wasn't the best choice. But all my emails have been turned over to the public.

The danger with running for president is sooner or later some sound bite is going hit.

I think back to some of the things Harry said and some of the things I said trying to be funny. If I said them now, it would be on the front page of every newspaper in the country.

I cannot imagine any other country in the world where the opposition would seek, and the chief executive would allow, the dissemination of his most private and personal conversations with his staff, which, to be honest, do not exactly confer sainthood on anyone concerned.

Jeb Bush is facing criticism after it was just revealed that he checked off his race as 'Hispanic' on a voter registration form back in 2009. When asked if he regrets it now, Bush said, 'Si.'

Last time I called shotgun we had rented a limo, so I messed up!

There will be a report coming out, and my name will be on it.

I have a roommate, and I signed a year lease. I screwed up! That's like I wrote a joke that didn't work, but now I have to tell it for a year.

I'm a bad lover. Once I caught a peeping tom booing me.

There is no more embarrassing thing in my life than the fact that I have actually uttered the phrase, 'I would like to order the Ginsu Knife.'

My wife and I went back to the hotel where we spent our wedding night. Only this time, I stayed in the bathroom and cried.

I have never regretted Paradise Lost since I discovered that it contained no eggs-and-bacon.

Everybody asks me this, whether I'm slightly annoyed that I didn't get to kiss Johnny Depp. We would have laughed.

It is a truth universally acknowledged that one only comes up with clever, cutting remarks long after the other party is happily slumbering away.

I do not make jokes about Sarah Palin simply because I could not live in this world if I believed she was a real person.

This was the way the night had cashed in. Choices had been made and things happened, and here we were. It was sad, and funny. My life was made of this. Stuff like this.

I took the unprecedented step of asking that the State Department make all my work-related emails public for everyone to see.

I was young and foolish then; now I am old and foolisher.

What I've lost in years I've gained in wisdom. Bullshit, I haven't learnt one thing in the last 15 years that hasn't just depressed me more.

It took me 20 years to learn I couldn't tune too well. And by that time I was too rich to care.

Ducking for apples -- change one letter and it's the story of my life.

I fell, you see. Trod on my abbot, Father Habit. Oh, dear! I mean.

I've always been very open about it. I've been very open about my addiction, about my panic disorder. But I think that transparency is what can separate you from others because I think that is where comedy is going.

I got food poisoning today. I don't know when I'll use it.

Hillary Clinton is getting a little bit of controversy because she has the most expensive hometown office rent - over $500,000 a year. She's in a one-year lease in the office, as opposed to her marriage, which is on a month-to-month.