Groucho Marx Quotes

I am terrible with people's names.

A lot of people will refer to comics by number to me, and I'll realize they're expecting me to remember all the comics by number. And I can't even remember what I ate this morning, let alone which comic was #473!

"The horror of that moment," the King went on, "I shall never, never forget!" "You will, though," the Queen said, "if you don't make a memorandum of it."

Estragon: I'm like that. Either I forget right away or I never forget.

One of the Georges - I forget which - once said that a certain number of hours´ sleep each night - I cannot recall at the moment how many - made a man something which for the time being has slipped my memory.

The inability to forget is far more devastating than the inability to remember.

People have an annoying habit of remembering things they shouldn't.

Surely few if any readers have come across the sentence they are now reading, and someone who had by chance heard or seen it could not possibly remember such a fact.

People sometimes forget when you remember, but they always remember when you forget.

I used to love to call L.A. when I lived in New York... Is that the Big One I hear in the background? Bye, you lizard scum! Bye!

Hey Susie Derkins, is that your face, or is a 'possum stuck in your collar?

Without forgetting it is quite impossible to live at all.

The world does not require so much to be informed as to be reminded.

Her majesty is one verb short of a sentence.

Men more frequently require to be reminded than informed.

I keep forgetting about your amnesia. Heh. Forgetting about amnesia. That's funny.

[Carter just asked when I became a ram whisperer. Do shut up, Carter]

Sometimes it's a good thing we don't remember things half as well as books do.

You look like a Goth factory exploded all over you!" he called as she ran down the hall. "Love you, too, jackass!

I can remember much forgetfulness.

Women forget all the things they don't want to remember, and remember everything they don't want to forget.

When you dream, sometimes you remember. When you wake, you always forget.

If a man knew what a woman never forgets, he would love her differently.

The existence of forgetting has never been proved: We only know that some things don't come to mind when we want them.