Bill Hader Quotes

I don't know how to cook at all.

I don't cook very often. Actually, I'd go further: I can't cook.

I'm not a good cook, unfortunately. I've tried a few times, but I don't like it too much.

Anyone can cook, and most everyone should.

The British cook, for her iniquities, is a foolish woman who should be turned into a pillar of salt which she never knows how to use.

I know who in the family is a great cook. I know where the great recipes are.

I'm a terrible cook.

At the root of many a woman's failure to become a great cook lies her failure to develop a workmanlike regard for knives.

I have to do so many scenes cooking that I wanted to learn how to chop like I know what I'm doing and do certain things around the kitchen that look right.

I have so many friends who don't know how to cook.

Every man must know how to cook; this is the first thing that we are taught back home.

I can't cook to save my life. I'm a disaster.

I am actually a very good cook (if I may say so myself). I just don't know that many recipes.

I'm a horrendous cook; my mum does my meals. I can only cook beans on toast with cheese.

I am a very bad cook. I can never make proper Indian food.

I couldn't cook. I could put a pizza from Iceland in the oven, but that was it.

If I'm really honest, I can't cook. I'm, like, the worst, worst, worst cook in the world.

Females make better cooks than men. Females have a better palate. They have a better sense of smell. They never take shortcuts; this is why they're very good in kitchens. The weakness in what they do is they are not as physically strong as men, so they're never really given the opportunity.

I can cook, but I just don't.

One of the important requirements for learning how to cook is that you also learn how to eat.

If everyone could just cook properly I wouldn't have a problem.

I'm a very good dishwasher. I'm a terrible cook. I'm an awful cook.

I can't cook, but I can make a turkey and cheese sandwich like nobody else.

I'm terrible in the kitchen. I was mostly raised by my mother and she could cook, so I never perfected that skill. If I had to count on my own cooking to survive, I'd probably be thinner.

The reason I started officially learning to cook was because when I first got pregnant, I had to face the sad fact that I didn't even know how to boil an egg.