I don't know how to cook at all.
I can't cook. I can barely make a bowl of cereal.
The British cook, for her iniquities, is a foolish woman who should be turned into a pillar of salt which she never knows how to use.
I'm not much of a cook. I used to keep books in my gas oven - until someone told me it was a fire hazard.
I am terrible at making food. I love eating, but I can't make anything.
I don't cook. I don't know anything about food. I've never reviewed a restaurant.
My boyfriend's a real chef, so I steer clear of him when I'm in the kitchen - I wouldn't like him to catch me chopping an onion.
I'm not a good cook, unfortunately. I've tried a few times, but I don't like it too much.
