I'm a very good dishwasher. I'm a terrible cook. I'm an awful cook.
I'm a horrendous cook; my mum does my meals. I can only cook beans on toast with cheese.
I am a very bad cook. I can never make proper Indian food.
I'm a terrible cook.
I can't cook. I can barely make a bowl of cereal.
I couldn't cook. I could put a pizza from Iceland in the oven, but that was it.
Once in a while I'll order an omelet, 'cause I'm not very good at making omelets.
My boyfriend's a real chef, so I steer clear of him when I'm in the kitchen - I wouldn't like him to catch me chopping an onion.
I can't cook to save my life. I'm a disaster.
