Jack Nicholson Quotes

I don't care about the drinking, I just want to be able to go hang out and not have to worry about being too young.

Canada, the drinking age is 18, that's unnecessary. Nobody wants to get loaded around people who have hope and their whole lives still ahead of them.

A man is a fool if he drinks before he reaches the age of 50, and a fool if he doesn't afterward.

… that beer garden on the hill

I would not have thought of eating a meal without drinking a beer.

I like a good beer buzz early in the morning.

Yeah, and by the way? How much does it suck that I'm an adult if I kill somebody, and not if I want a beer?

I drink when I have occasion, and sometimes when I have no occasion.

Now son, you don’t want to drink beer. That’s for Daddies, and kids with fake IDs.

I'm going to lower the drinking age to eighteen. If you're old enough to die in Iraq, you're old enough to drink.

Beer's intellectual. What a shame so many idiots drink it.

No sane person, I hope, would accuse me of saying that every Distributist must drink beer; especially if he could brew his own cider or found claret better for his health. But I do most emphatically scorn and scout the vulgar refinement that regards beer as something unseemly and humiliating. And I would shout the name of beer a hundred times a day, to shock all the snobs who have so shameful a sense of shame.

There's nothing better for hosting a show than a bunch of people daytime-whiskey drunk.

She was the third beer. Not the first one, which the throat receives with almost tearful gratitude; nor the second, that confirms and extends the pleasure of the first. But the third, the one you drink because it's there, because it can't hurt, and because what difference does it make?

The light music of whiskey falling into glasses made an agreeable interlude.

I'm an occasional drinker, the kind of guy who goes out for a beer and wakes up in Singapore with a full beard.

No beer before 5 p.m., wait... did I just say that?

The Puritanical nonsense of excluding children and therefore to some extent women from pubs has turned these places into mere boozing shops instead of the family gathering places that they ought to be.

When you go to a football game and someone offers you a beer [...], they're really saying hi, have a glass of extroversion.

The sacred pint alone can unbind the tongue.

I usually need a can of beer to prime me.

One more drink and I'd have been under the host.

I drink no cider, but feast on Philadelphia beer.

[I normally go-to] whiskey on the rocks. Or a beer. Or with dinner, a glass of white wine.

I don't think I've drunk enough beer to understand that.