Mules Quotes

Everybody's old enough for a beer, ain't that right, Mule?

He who has not an adventure has not horse or mule, so says Solomon.--Who is too adventurous, said Echephron,--loses horse and mule.

In Tennessee where I grew up, there were animals, farms, wagons, mules.

There's no education in the second kick of a mule

Said Indians, further expressly agree: ….That they will not attack any persons at home or traveling, nor molest or disturb any wagon trails, coaches, mules or cattle belonging to the people of the United States, or to persons friendly therewith. That will never capture or carry off from the settlements women or children. They will never kill or scalp white men, nor attempt to do them harm. They will not in future oppose the construction of railroads, wagon roads, mail stations, or other works of utility or necessity which may be ordered or permitted by the laws of the United States; but should such roads or other works be constructed on the lands of their reservation, the government, will pay the tribe whatever amount of damage may be assessed by three disinterested commissioners to be appointed by the President for that purpose, one of said commissioners to be a chief or head man of the tribe.

The government's like a mule, it's slow and it's sure; it's slow to turn, and it's sure to turn the way you don't want it.

You can't run a mule in the Kentucky Derby.

Alexander the Great and his mule driver both died and the same thing happened to both.

The shelf was filled with books that were hard to read, that could devastate and remake one's soul, and that, when they were finished, had a kick like a mule.

A mule will labor ten years willingly and patiently for you, for the privilege of kicking you once.

I would have beaten Bloomberg like a rented mule.

When people are too comfortable, it is not possible to restrain them within the bounds of their duty? They may be compared to mules who, being accustomed to burdens, are spoilt by rest rather than labour.

The National Park Service shot a mule in the face. He survived but had trouble swallowing and often food came out of his nose.

God gave me the stubbornness of a mule and a fairly keen scent.

Rand al'Thor is a mule-headed, stone-willed fool of a...a...a man!

I hate mules. I hate the noise when someone walks with mules. Clomp, clomp, clomp. I think it's very not chic. I don't even like a flip-flop. I don't like this noise.

In the world of mules there are no rules.

I used to go to the stables and fool with the mules. My mother lived in constant fear that I might be brought home with a hoof print on my stomach.

Just swerve Golovkin like the plague. He punches like a mule. I don't need to be in with him. Dangerous fight.

There is nothing to be learned from the second kick of a mule.

I'm just a mule with blinders on, I can't help myself.

Mules and human jackasses are proverbially stubborn.

When you grow up on a farm in Georgia, your first girlfriend is a mule.

The Democratic party is like a mule. It has no pride of ancestry or hope of posterity.

1st. That they will withdraw all opposition to the construction of the railroads now being built on the plains. 2nd. That they will permit the peaceful construction of any railroad not passing over their reservation as herein defined. 3rd. That they will not attack any persons at home, or travelling, nor molest or disturb any wagon trains, coaches, mules, or cattle belonging to the people of the United States, or to persons friendly therewith. 4th. They will never capture, or carry off from the settlements, white women or children. 5th. They will never kill or scalp white men, nor attempt to do them harm.