Alan King Quotes


Did you hear the one about the elderly Jew on his deathbed who sent for a priest, after declaring to his astonished relatives that 'I want to convert.' Asked why he would become a Catholic, after living all his life as a Jew, he answered: 'Better one of them should die than one of us.'


Citations

King, Alan. Matzo Balls for Breakfast and Other Memories of Growing Up Jewish. Free Press, 2004.

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Alan King
Alan King
  • Born: December 26, 1927
  • Died: May 9, 2004
  • Nationality: American
  • Profession: Actor, Comedian, Writer, Film Producer

Alan King was an American actor and comedian known for his biting wit and often angry humorous rants. King became well known as a Jewish comedian and satirist. He was also a serious actor who appeared in a number of movies and television shows. King wrote several books, produced films, and appeared in plays. In later years, he helped many philanthropic causes.