Cultural Joke Quotes

Like all Jews, I was probably at a Chinese restaurant!

Scotland has the only football team in the world that does a lap of disgrace.

Did you hear the one about the elderly Jew on his deathbed who sent for a priest, after declaring to his astonished relatives that 'I want to convert.' Asked why he would become a Catholic, after living all his life as a Jew, he answered: 'Better one of them should die than one of us.'

In a study, scientists report that drinking beer can be good for the liver. I'm sorry, did I say 'scientists'? I meant Irish people.

Did you know that the Jews invented sushi? That's right - two Jews bought a restaurant with no kitchen.

The Irish gave the bagpipes to the Scotts as a joke, but the Scotts haven't seen the joke yet.

Please understand the reason why Chinese vegetables taste so good. It is simple. The Chinese do not cook them, they just threaten them!

Americans do believe in progress and there is almost certainly a kernel of truth in the joke.