You can know or not know how a car runs and still enjoy riding in a car.
I don't know how to drive a car.
I could drive from the age of nine. My dad had his car pitch at home, and we used to drive the cars around the land, take them up to the tap, wash them, and reverse them back.
On My First Driving Lesson “First things first: A car has five gears. What is that smell?…Okay, first thing before that first thing: Farting in a car that’s not moving makes you an asshole.
You see, I don't know how to ride a motorcycle, actually.
I've never had a car. Like I can drive, but I'm always at the risk of killing people.
My wife had her drivers’ test the other day. She got 8 out of 10. The other 2 guys jumped clear.
A cop stopped me for speeding/ He said, 'Why were you going so fast?' I said, 'See this thing my foot is on? It's called an accelerator. When you push down on it, it sends more gas to the engine. The whole car just takes right off. And see this thing [mimes steering wheel]? This steers it'
Something that I don't normally tell, and it's not necessarily because I wanna keep it from anybody - I just don't think about it - but one thing about me that not a whole lot of people know and that never really gets brought up is that I actually don't have a driver's license. I've never taken a driver's test.
Change gear, change gear, check mirror, murder a prostitute, change gear, change gear, murder. That's a lot of effort in a day.
I've been driving since I was 19 years old.
I get to play a lot of butler-chauffeurs.
I'm pretty comfortable in a car to know what I'm doing, and I'm exactly the opposite onstage.
On my first mission, I was the spacewalk supervisor: the person that runs the spacewalk from inside the vehicle. As such, I was the one that closed the hatch when my colleagues left to work outside for six hours. And I was also the person who opens the hatch when they come back, and we repressurize.
Just driving I just was in a car on flat ground and I couldn't make it go. Having ticked driving and taken three driving lessons, I just was unable to produce any motion whatsoever under perfectly normal circumstances. I think we've all been busted on driving, and riding.
From the time I was taught how to drive, I was taught how to behave when I'm stopped.
I'm always like, "Maybe I can drive the car. I can still fly the plane!"
Ninety-nine percent of people who drive cars are not car experts.
There are two things no man will admit he cannot do well: drive and make love.
Keep your eyes on the road, your hands upon the wheel.
Nobody is born with a steering wheel or a gear shift in his hand. It's something you choose to do or you don't.
Whether it's a car or boat or motorcycle, it's a dangerous item, so you have to show a level of competence and get a license before you're allowed to operate something that's dangerous. Guns are dangerous but you don't have to get a license to operate guns.
The last time I actually drove a car myself was 1996.
A lot of times, I can turn and pass without even looking.
I really love to drive. It's really hard for me to be a passenger, even though I get to look around a little bit more, but I've gotten really good at driving and looking.
