Unpleasant Taste Quotes

Of all the unchristian beverages that ever passed my lips, Turkish coffee is the worst. The cup is small, it is smeared with grounds; the coffee is black, thick, unsavory of smell, and execrable in taste. The bottom of the cup has a muddy sediment in it half an inch deep. This goes down your throat, and portions of it lodge by the way, and produce a tickling aggravation that keeps you barking and coughing for an hour.

Okra is the closest thing to nylon I've ever eaten. It's like they bred cotton with a green bean. Okra, tastes like snot. The more you cook it, the more it turns into string.

Bad taste makes the day go by faster.

Broccoli, when overboiled, produces a sulfuric stench that causes children to gag the instant they enter the house.

The crazy thing is, I never knew that a wiener could actually make me nauseous.

Who hath bitter in his mouth, spits not all sweet.

His mouth had been used as a latrine by some small creature of the night, and then as its mausoleum.

I'm no stranger to the occasional dodgy juice, but it doesn't taste very nice and it is bloody boring. It's not a way to live.

Liver is my number one most hated food. Oh, God, I get sick talking about it!

It tastes like somebody stole my wallet. Ya know?

I can't remember a dish my mother made that to me was pleasant. To this day I have a phobia of instant noodles.

Let me say this: Camel is delicious, but when handled improperly, it's rank.

An hour before his world exploded like a ripe tomato under a stiletto heel, Myron bit into a fresh pastry that tasted suspiciously like urinal cake.

Kale is a superfood and it’s special power is tasting bad.

I ate the Green Monster. It tasted pretty nasty. It was pretty painful.

The first time I tried organic wheat bread, I thought I was chewing on roofing material

Beer is nasty.

I ate a bug once. It was flying around me. I was trying to get it away. It went right in my mouth. It was so gross!

I don't mind beetroot on a plate. I don't mind it with part of a dinner. But it's not my choice to drink out of a cup.

The first kiss I had was the most disgusting thing in my life. The girl injected about a pound of saliva into my mouth, and when I walked away I had to spit it all out.

I've eaten things that didn't complain this much.

I love cake. I love pie. I love potato chips. I love salt. I do not want yogurt, plain yogurt. It's healthy. 'Why don't you like it?' Because it tastes like bad breath.

I loathe cheese, it makes me ill.

Salad cream is horrible, like albino ketchup.

No one likes rubbery chicken.