Threesome Quotes

I carried my Oscar to bed with me. My first and only three-way happened that night.

Baby you should bring your best friend, then you should persuade her to let me get some sex in. Don't get offended, baby, that's just a suggestion

I met a bipolar bear. He laughed, cried, then wanted a threesome.

When you're 19, a threesome is normal. It's fun.

It was very nerve-wracking for me. I had to be drunk and have a threesome. I'm not that guy. Bobby Cannavale is that guy. But it was Vegas and things got crazy, and it happened. We go to Vegas to try to sign Elvis Presley and things get crazy. My character [in Vinyl] is stoned.

The closest I ever came to a menage-a-trois was when I dated a schizophrenic.

Dusty Rhodes and Sapphire. They're a lovely twosome, or threesome, or foursome, or twenty-fifthsome.

He doesn't sound like a guy who's done a onesome, let alone a threesome.

I always wondered about that woman who had that face transplant. If you went to bed with her, would that technically count as a threesome?

When it comes to sex, at my age I like threesomes. In case one of us dies.

Group sex, are you kidding, I had group sex - my wife screwed in front of the jury.

I like threesomes with two women, not because I'm a cynical sexual predator. Oh no! But because I'm a romantic. I'm looking for "The One." And I'll find her more quickly if I audition two at a time.

Although I get a lot of specialty services like wraps, scrubs, and mustache removal, my favorite is the simple manicure/pedicure. They work on your hands and feet at the same time while you sit in a vibrating chair. I call it the sorority girls version of a threesome.

Jim Cummings, Whoopie Goldberg & Cheech Marin make up this famous Disney threesome.