Ray Romano Quotes

Acid, booze, and ass, needles, guns, and grass, lots of laughs.

Come, for my part I will have only those glorious, manly pleasures of being very drunk, and very slovenly.

I just got caught up in the alcohol, women and all that sort of stuff.

If you can't eat it, drink it, smoke it, or snort it... then f*ck it!

Poe tried alcohol, and any drug he could lay his hands on. He also tried any human being he could lay his hands on.

Bangkok, like Las Vegas, sounds like a place where you make bad decisions.

Seeing people get messed up never gets un-funny! And there's plenty of ways to do that.

Why is partying and having a good time bad?

I don't go to clubs and throw money and pop bottles. That's not my thing, no disrespect.

I have been known to hang out and party back in the day. I had a weekend that lasted a few years.

They are not long, the days of wine and roses.

I never did drugs and I can't really drink because I have zero tolerance for alcohol, so my vice became women. I was never faithful to most of them.

The American who drinks wine is in danger of becoming the victim of drunkenness, licentiousness, and gambling.

I've seen too many sunrises, as far as the walk of shame, staying out too late doing very bad things.

Sure, I've done enough partying for 10 guys.

When you're famous and you're young then you go partying, and you go to all the parties and stuff, I wasn't into that.

It's fun to be debaucherous and the worst version of yourself.

So many things can get you high, I'm gonna try them all just once before I die.

Drink beer, smoke dope, and eat pussy until your jaw breaks

I want to hear raucous music, to see faces, to brush against bodies, to drink fiery Benedictine. Beautiful women and handsome men arouse fierce desires in me. I want to dance. I want drugs. I want to know perverse people, to be intimate with them. I never look at naive faces. I want to bite into life, and to be torn by it.

I wanna die young and sell my soul, use up all your drugs and make me come.

I saw The Rev the other night and he was on like four different things. He was like, Dude, Ive been gone for three days!

Never get high on your own supply.

Looking down on it from the helicopter, with a bottle of Jack in my left hand, a bag of pills in my right hand, and a blond head bobbing up and doen in my lap, I felt like the king of the world.

I'm the demon alcohol, demon alcohol, demon alcohol, demon alcohol. Let's party.