John Matuszak Quotes

I used to go out and carouse. I was afraid to go to sleep because I thought I might miss something.

I have been known to hang out and party back in the day. I had a weekend that lasted a few years.

I don't take part in it the way I used to-the bimbos, the free beers, free drugs, all that. That's still there if you want it, but I don't really seek that out any more.

Every few years I'll party way too much to remind myself what an idiot I am.

I don't really party. I'll occasionally have a drink.

In my life, there's been a lot of partying.

I used to be jack the lad, I was out a lot, I was mainly waking up with hangovers at tournaments rather than preparing.

Bachelors know all about parties. In fact, a good bachelor is a living, breathing party all by himself. At least that is what my girlfriend said when she found the gin bottles under the couch. I believe her exact words were, "You're a disgusting, drunken mess." And that's a good description of a party, if it's done right.

I've never been a partier.

We used to drink an awful lot of alcohol.

Bacchus hath drowned more men than Neptune.

From 18 to 22, I was alone, living in L.A. with a bunch of friends, partying.

And we used to do a lot of drugs and get very drunk on very cheap wine.

Come, for my part I will have only those glorious, manly pleasures of being very drunk, and very slovenly.

I drank too much, only champagne.

It used to take a day to get over the partying. But I don't party anymore. I don't miss it, either.

I was never really into partying.

I'm not very good at staying up late and drinking or any of that stuff. It sort of freaks me out.

I just realized I have probably spent more time in a strip club than Rihanna has, and that is saying a lot because she goes a lot!

I'll drink your champagne. I'll drink every drop of it, I don't care if it kills me.

I’m going out, remember?” I prodded. “And I’m going to drink too much, which makes me horny. Don’t forget to take your vitamins, ace.

Drink beer, smoke dope, and eat pussy until your jaw breaks

I saw The Rev the other night and he was on like four different things. He was like, Dude, Ive been gone for three days!

I was hanging out and drinking as long as I could afford it, or as long as somebody else could afford it.