Bam Margera Quotes

Come, for my part I will have only those glorious, manly pleasures of being very drunk, and very slovenly.

The piano has been drinking, not me.

I simply don't know how to act as if I am drunk.

Be wary of strong drink. It can make you shoot at tax collectors... and miss.

Alcohol gives you infinite patience for stupidity.

Drunkenness is temporary suicide.

Alcohol is like love. The first kiss is magic, the second is intimate, the third is routine. After that you take the girl's clothes off.

You don't quite know how drunk you are until all of a sudden you're on the floor.

Alcohol is barren. The words a man speaks in the night of drunkenness fade like the darkness itself at the coming of day.

Whiskey's to tough, Champagne costs too much, Vodka puts my mouth in gear. I hope this refrain, Will help me explain, As a matter of fact, I like beer.

Drunkenness is nothing but voluntary madness.

Beer makes you feel the way you ought to feel without beer.

Hide our ignorance as we will, an evening of wine soon reveals it.

I like my wine like my women - ready to pass out.

... like Daniel Webster after taking a pint of brandy.

The American who drinks wine is in danger of becoming the victim of drunkenness, licentiousness, and gambling.

All excess is ill, but drunkenness is of the worst sort. It spoils health, dismounts the mind, and unmans men. It reveals secrets, is quarrelsome, lascivious, impudent, dangerous and mad. In fine, he that is drunk is not a man: because he is so long void of Reason, that distinguishes a Man from a Beast.

This is the great fault of wine; it first trips up the feet: it is a cunning wrestler.

It is not true that drink changes a man's character. It may reveal it more clearly.

I drink for the effect, because it loosens up the tongue a little bit.

Bacchus hath drowned more men than Neptune.

Wine hath drowned more men than the sea.

When people ask me if Dean Martin drank, let me put it this way. If Dracula bit Dean in the neck, he'd get a Bloody Mary.

It's not a crime to get drunk.

One of the disadvantages of wine is that it makes a man mistake words for thoughts.