Southern Humor Quotes

We've had cloning in the South for years. It's called cousins.

Larry the Cable Guy has signed a deal with Cracker Barrel. Not the store. He signed a deal with a barrel full of angry rednecks.

Uncle Cornpone

You might be a redneck if you have to check in the bottom of your shoe for change so you can get Grandma a new plug of tobacco.

You might be a redneck if your birth announcement included the word rug rat.

I'm really drawn to comedy. I grew up in the South, so I'm drawn to all things southern, so my role in 'Getting On' has been fun for me to play something southern - I always feel like I understand those characters more because of where I was raised.

You might be a redneck if an episode of Walker, Texas Ranger changed your life.

You might be a redneck if you have every episode of Hee Haw on tape.

Jeff Foxworthy is a legend. Every time I see his moustache it reminds me to wax my lip and every time I hear his jokes it reminds me to wipe my ass.

You might be a redneck if...your belt buckle weighs more than three pounds.

You might be a redneck if your biggest ambition in life is to git that big ole coon. The one what hangs 'round over yonder, back'ah Bubba's barn.

If the gas pedal on your car is shaped like a bare foot, you might be a redneck.

You might be a redneck if the tobacco chewers in your family aren't just men.

You might be a redneck if you think that beef jerky and Moon Pies are two of the major food groups.

You might be a redneck if you go to a Tupperware party for a haircut.

If you think fast food is hittin a deer att 65 miles per hr.. you might be a redneck

You might be a redneck if you consider a good tan to be the back of your neck and the left arm below the shirt sleeve.

I think there's a suspicion in the South of people putting on airs. You see it in most successful Southern politicians, but you also see it in someone like Richard Petty, who may be a multimillionaire stock car driver, but he's also beloved because he has a nice self-deprecatory way about him.

Well not really to get attention, but to entertain, but you know to show some elements of rural life as well, it kind of blended all in, its kind of like a mockery in a sense, kind of stab back at people that have those stereotypical ideas of the south.

The South has more of a disproportionate amount of irony on T-shirts than any other region in the country.

'Smokey and the Bandit' is tough and funny.

Next to fried foods, the South has suffered most from oratory.

There's something about Southern characters.

What I do is not regional comedy, and it is not based in the southern area.

'Squidbillies' is pretty educational.