I have a good sense of humor. I'm not Martin Lawrence by any means. I'm a little too country to be Chris Rock. But I fancy myself as being somebody with a good sense of humor.
You might be a redneck if your kids are going hungry tonight because you just had to have those Yosemite Sam mud flaps.
You might be a redneck if your local ambulance has a trailer hitch.
You might be a redneck if you're a lite beer drinker, because you start drinking when it gets light.
My first car was a '63 Chevy station wagon that I called Ramona, because that's the sound it made. 'Farm Use' was painted on the back. It was right off the set of 'Hee Haw.'
You might be a redneck if you refer to the time you won a free case of oil as the day my ship came in.
You might be a redneck if...you've been on TV more than times describing the sound of a tornado.
You might be a redneck if you think a chain saw is a musical instrument.
If your neighbors think you're a detective because a cop always brings you home, you might be a redneck.
You might be a redneck if on your first date you had to ask your Dad to borrow the keys to the tractor.
You might be a redneck if you consider a good tan to be the back of your neck and the left arm below the shirt sleeve.
You might be a redneck if the antenna on your truck is a danger to low flying airplanes.
You might be a redneck if...the most serious loss from the earthquake was your Conway Twitty record collection.
You might be a redneck if you've ever hauled a can of paint to the top of a water tower to defend your sister's honor.
If you ahve ever unloaded your pickup by backing up really fast and slamming on the brakes, you might be a redneck.
'Hee Haw' began about the same time as 'Laugh-In,' but the difference was that the material on 'Laugh-In' was more sophisticated: people looked out windows. On 'Hee Haw,' they look out of cornfields.
'A Tuna Christmas' is the second in a series of plays created by Joe Sears and Jaston Williams featuring the fictional town of Greater Tuna, the third-smallest town in Texas. What makes these plays so hysterically funny is the accurate portrayal of small-town life in the Lone Star State.
You might be a redneck if you own all the components of soap on a rope except the soap.
