Sexual Dissatisfaction Quotes

Sex problems never are, they are troubles of the heart.

Sex can sometimes become the most horrible of tasks.

With my wife it was sex, sex, sex...Yes, three times in 35 years.

My sex life is like shooting pool with a rope!

My sex life has gone from bad to pathetic. My G spot stands for godforsaken.

Sex accounts for about 40 percent of your relationship, but if it's bad, then it's 60.

And I'm not getting laid! What am I doing wrong?

I'm kind of horny, conventional methods of making love kind of bore me.

Instead of fulfilling the promise of infinite orgasmic bliss, sex in the America of the feminine mystique is becoming a strangely joyless national compulsion, if not a contemptuous mockery.

When I told my wife she was lousy in bed - she went out - she got a second opinion.

I'm not the type of guy who enjoys one-night stands. It leaves me feeling very empty and cynical. It's not even fun sexually. I need to feel something for the woman and entertain the vain hope that it may lead to a relationship.

My sex life is terrible; my wife put a mirror over the dog's bed. Actually she did put a mirror over our bed. She says she likes to watch herself laugh.

About how much sex I didn’t get? Go ahead.

Nobody in this world thinks they're having enough sex. Watch any night on television, or any comedian in a nightclub, and every other joke is about people who aren't getting enough.

The last thing the consumer index wants men and women to do is to figure out how to love one another: The $1.5 trillion retail-sales industry depends on sexual estrangement between men and women, and is fueled by sexual dissatisfaction. Ads do not sell sex--that would be counterproductive, if it meant that heterosexual women and men turned to one another and were gratified. What they sell is sexual discontent.

Ma sex game is stupid, my head is the dumbest, I promise, I should be hooked on phonics.