I just broke up with my boyfriend, so I'm officially single. But one thing I find unbelievably annoying is all these guys in my life who want to save me.
You'll blow up a helicopter, but you won't go out with me? What is wrong with you?
I want to go out with my friends and have a laugh. It's funny: you always attract men when you don't want them - you'll go out, and they'll want your number, while you're left thinking, 'Where were you when I wanted a boyfriend?'
You know, I would date if I could find a man worth shaving my legs for. But most are such a waste of time that I’d rather sit at home and watch reruns of Hee Haw.
And I'm not getting laid! What am I doing wrong?
If I were a girl, I'd despair. The supply of good women far exceeds that of the men who deserve them.
I hate dates. It becomes a weird auditioning process. And I've never had normal dating.
You know what makes me mad about 'The Bachelorette?' That, you know, that that chick would get a man. Get me a date.
I've been dating since I was 15 years old, and I just don't seem to do it well.
I had a date with a girl I called 'the parrot.' All she did was repeat everything I said. She never had an original thought of her own. Everything I liked, she liked. Everything I hated, she hated. It was annoying!
It's not like I'm starved for company - I have a few very good lady friends - but there's only a certain amount of times a woman wants to see you and never go out for dinner.
Honestly, I think dating is hard. Period.
I've been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog.
I've been so unlucky with dates for myself. So why not have someone else pick them for me?
I've been on so many blind dates I should get a free dog.
Men don't like me. I haven't been on a date for six months. I've just started a club with a girlfriend called the We Hate Men But We Can't Be Gay Club.
I've been told I'm a player, but people still don't always return my calls.
I'm of the belief that dating "potential" is almost always an exercise in frustration.
I'm single, and I hate dating.
It's amazing as women how many excuses we make when a guy doesn't call or text. It's unbelievable.
I haven't found it to be particularly enjoyable... ninety percent of the time when I go on dates, I'm thinking, 'I could be reading my book instead.'
I don't think men like a bad girl. Well, I haven't had a date in a year so I'm obviously doing something wrong. It's not that my standards are too high, I haven't even been asked out in a year. I have no standards, anyone, please!
LIPID (Last Idiot Person I Dated) syndrome: a largely undiagnosed but pervasive disease that afflicts single women.
