My uncle is so funny - Don Vito. He was always fat with the craziest voice. Dude, he barely speaks English; it's just full-blown jibber-jabber. It's so funny to watch on TV because you really need subtitles because you can't understand him.
I find no sweeter fat than sticks to my own bones.
I look ridiculous in a three-piece suit - I'm too fat.
I was once in a long relationship with a man who ran a vintage clothes store but had been a chef, so I'd come home each night to a different three-course meal. I was quite fat, but so happy.
Guns will make us powerful; butter will only make us fat.
Growth that adds volume without improving productivity is fat. Growth that diminishes productivity is cancer.
Even the poor can be fat in the U.S.
You know you're getting fat when your socks don't fit.
Economic gross is making us fat.
When I first came into this world, Elvis was already fat.
The funny thing is, I don't actually think of myself as fat at all. I don't think I am. Not really.
Eating properly is great. I mean you cut the fat down, cut the cholesterol out, but still you got to get your rest and you got to have some form of exercise.
He's so fat, he can be his own running mate.
Two things are going on at the same time with the flattening of the world: The relentless quest for efficiency is squeezing some of the fat out of life.
I have known men who have been sold and bought a hundred times, who have only got very fat and very comfortable in the process of exchange.
Vickie is so fat that her baby pictures were taken via satellite.
Fat is where comedy is stored.
You know you're getting fat when you step on the dog's tail and he dies.
My goal as a young man, to be fat, famous and financially fixed by 50.
I'm getting fat ... as I planned. Luckily, my gut is intentional. I'm actually preparing for a big role. Sure, it's a cinnamon roll.
My wife she's fat. Why, if she lost a few pounds, she'd be perfectly round.
True, nuts are high in fat, but most of them contain monounsaturated fat that is good for the heart. In fact, eaten in moderation, nuts can lower your risk of heart disease and heart attack.
She's so fat, she's my two best friends.
Butter typically melts around, you know, 90 Fahrenheit, as opposed to about 20 degrees higher for lard. So what that means is that when you're working with it, the lard is going to stay more solid, which is great for flakiness.
At 26 or 27, I was fatter than anyone.
