Elephant Analogy Quotes

With four parameters I can fit an elephant, and with five I can make him wiggle his trunk.

Women are like elephants. I like to look at 'em, but I wouldn't want to own one.

Learning to play with a big amplifier is like trying to control an elephant.

I know my Republican friends were glad to see my wife feeding an elephant in India. She gave him sugar and nuts. But of course the elephant wasn't satisfied.

To achieve this density of a neutron star at home, just cram a herd of 50 million elephants into the volume of a thimble.

My wife loves elephants and compares me to a big bull elephant.

Suppose you came across a woman lying on the street with an elephant sitting on her chest. You notice she is short of breath. Shortness of breath can be a symptom of heart problems. In her case, the much more likely cause is the elephant on her chest. For a long time, society put obstacles in the way of women who wanted to enter the sciences. That is the elephant. Until the playing field has veen leveled and lingering stereotypes are gone, you can't even ask the question.

If you want to reform schools, don't do it with testing. We used to say, "If you want elephants to grow, you don't weigh the elephants. You feed the elephants." Children will not grow unless they get quality instruction.